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Reality Barbie

A Brief History of Barbie

Ruth Handler, co-founder of the popular toy company Mattel, intended the Barbie doll as a nice counterpoint to all the "baby" dolls available. With the arrival of Barbie in 1959, little girls could dream about becoming graceful, beautiful, and above all glamorous teenagers. Barbie has changed somewhat through the years, always keeping up with fashion in terms of her sumptuous wardrobe. At first, many mothers found the doll scandalous and did not want their daughters to play with Barbie -- but girls loved her immediately and fervently, making the doll an immense success.

There is more to the story. Barbie owes her figure to a German doll called "Lilli" ... a plastic sexpot marketed for men. That figure would also cause some problems for a real woman shaped like Barbie; at life size, Barbie would stand 5'6" but only weigh 110 pounds. She would have a bust measurement of 39 inches, a waist of 18 inches, and hips of 33 inches. It has been said that she would be too thin to menstruate. It has also been said that Barbie promotes an unhealthy attitude that women should be skinny and pretty and fashion-conscious rather than actually accomplishing anything. Sure, little girls love this doll, but is Barbie good for them? Maybe, maybe not.

For my part, I never found Barbie very interesting. All she did was dress up. The only thing about her that intrigued me was the way her knees bent without visible hinges; I thought that would make a nice start on building an android. Now if Barbie had possessed a more diverse (as opposed to merely extensive) wardrobe, I might have found her more appealing. How about a suit of armor, I thought, or maybe an astronaut's uniform? Eventually I sat down and wrote (with the help of my partner/business manager Doug) a whole list of Barbie dolls that I would have loved. After all, it's hardly fair to blame Barbie for looking like she does; she should have the chance to make a great career for herself regardless of her body type. So here are some ideas...

Real Role Model Barbies

Rocket Scientist Barbie Technician Ken
President Barbie First Gentleman Ken
Brain Surgeon Barbie Nurse Ken
Airplane Pilot Barbie Flight Attendant Ken
Bronco Bustin' Barbie Rodeo Clown Ken
Math Professor Barbie Teaching Assistant Ken
CEO Barbie Secretary Ken
Judge Barbie Court Stenographer Ken
Lawyer Barbie Legal Assistant Ken
Brigadier General Barbie Private Ken
Police Commissioner Barbie Dispatcher Ken
Photographer Barbie Fashion Model Ken
Movie Director Barbie Makeup Artist Ken
Chef Barbie Waiter Ken
Computer Programmer Barbie Data Entry Clerk Ken
Senator Barbie Congressional Page Ken
CPA Barbie Bookkeeper Ken
Manager Barbie Cashier Ken
Mt. Everest Guide Barbie Travel Agent Ken
Archaeologist Barbie Sieve Operator Ken
Racehorse Breeder Barbie Groom Ken
Choreographer Barbie Ballet Dancer Ken

Speculative Fiction Barbies

Dragonrider B'bie Holder Ken
Jedi Master Barbie Imperial Prisoner Ken
Adventurer Barbie NPC Ken
Starfleet Captain Barbie Yeoman Ken
Archmage Barbie Apprentice Ken
Free Amazon Barbie n'ha Ruth Desperate Terran Traveler Ken
Thewy Barbarian Barbie Chainmail Jockstrap Ken
Ubara Barbie Couch Slave Ken
Herald Barbie Lovestruck Minstrel Ken
Dragonslayer Barbie Captive Prince Ken
High Priestess Barbie Initiate Ken
Hera Barbie Spear-Carrier Ken
Countess Barbie Vorhandler Bodyguard Ken
Vampire Executioner Barbie Screaming Victim Ken
Hugo Award Winner Barbie Fanboy Ken

Barbie, Pro and Con: The Link List

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"Reality Barbie" copyright 1998 Elizabeth Barrette.

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The URL for this page is http://www.worthlink.net/~ysabet/misc/rbarb.html and it was last updated on October 13, 1998.